Saturday, March 6, 2010

Timeline of a woman giving up Chocolate for Lent

Ash Wednesday: So far so Good

Day 2: Why am I shaking?

Day 3: There's Chocolate everywhere!!!

Day 4: I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs!!!

Day 5: First day in Psychotherapy went well.

Day 6: Why did they put me in a room with yellow wallpaper?

Day 7: So, I ate my pillow last night...

Week 2: These restraints are starting to hurt...

Week 3: Note to self: Doctor is not made of chocolate. Don't eat...

Day 40: Forest Gump said that life was like a box of chocolates. I want to DATE THIS MAN!

Easter: I didn't know it was possible to gain 15 lbs. in one day.


Conclusion: Make sure to check out your instructors before you sign up for classes. If they are boring enough, you will write things like this in the middle of class.

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