A quaint little family

There was a Catholic family that prayed the rosary together every night. The parents only had a single child yet, and he was about six years old. One night, after praying the Rosary, they had got ready for bed and the boy lay waiting to be tucked in. Finally, his father came in and tucked him in and his mother came in soon after to say good night. Right before they left and turned off the lights the boy turned to them and asked, "mom? Dad? How fast is God?" They didn't know what type of question that was, and they just sat there confused for a few seconds. Finally, the mother asked him, "I don't know. Probably very fast. Why do you ask?" The boy replied, "Because at the end of Church every Sunday we always say 'thank speedy God.'"

Thank you Monsignor Tom Frank for that one. :)

Timeline of a woman giving up Chocolate for Lent

Ash Wednesday: So far so Good

Day 2: Why am I shaking?

Day 3: There's Chocolate everywhere!!!

Day 4: I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs!!!

Day 5: First day in Psychotherapy went well.

Day 6: Why did they put me in a room with yellow wallpaper?

Day 7: So, I ate my pillow last night...

Week 2: These restraints are starting to hurt...

Week 3: Note to self: Doctor is not made of chocolate. Don't eat...

Day 40: Forest Gump said that life was like a box of chocolates. I want to DATE THIS MAN!

Easter: I didn't know it was possible to gain 15 lbs. in one day.


Conclusion: Make sure to check out your instructors before you sign up for classes. If they are boring enough, you will write things like this in the middle of class.